Light a fire under Chrysler and what do you get?

Light a fire under Chrysler and what do you get? According to Dealbreaker, quite a bit!:

GENERAL MOTORS CORP GM SAYS INTENDS TO TAKE CONGRESS' DOUBLE DOG DARE AND DELIVER PLAN THAT SHOWS VIABILITY IN EXCHANGE FOR 25 BILLION

GENERAL MOTORS CORP GM SAYS WILL DELIVER SOLUTION TO PIONEER ANOMALY TUESDAY FOR EXTRA 10 BILLION

GENERAL MOTORS CORP SAYS WILL PROVE COLLATZ CONJECTURE OVER WEEKEND AND HAVE ANSWER ON PRESIDENT'S DESK BY MONDAY MORNING FOR 15 BILLION

FORD MOTORS CORP SAYS WILL DELIVER CONGRESS SOLUTION TO COLD FUSION IN EXCHANGE FOR 30 BILLION

Oh, and Citibank is crashing...

• Citigroup to Hold Unscheduled Board Meeting Friday
• Citigroup Blames Short Sellers For Collapse
• Is Citi about to WAMU ?

Ugh.

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UPDATE: Three banks this week! Coupla graphs here: Graphs: FDIC Bank Failures