Coffee Emergency

We're down to only about one (1) of those plastic coffee cache doohickies. There is no more frozen coffee in the freezer, or anywhere else that we can determine.

The raspberry herbal tea will be of no use, particularly because it doesn't have caffeine, but also because it expired in NINETEEN EIGHTY-NINE. (February, '89, to be precise). We think that VS hadn't been born yet!

We hope someone gets to work to avert this incipient crisis.

Despite good reviews, we don't think that the Coffee Emergency in Lincoln, Nebraska, will be able to help in time.