3 (three) weeks until EP day

Mine fellows, gird thyselves, for the day of tribulation is almost upon us.

Meditate upon the following from the Psalm of El Phoenix in preparation.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of refried beans, I will fear no evil for my fellow EP'ers are with me; my fork and my spoon they comfort me.

Make straight the way of the Lard!