Jim Cramer is on the Colbert Report

You can't blame the Bush administration.

Oh, get out now! Your ATM will stop working NOW!

(But you can trust the banks!)

The Marketis SCARED!

Should I invest in fedora's and soup?

Well, why not....

How about Gold?

(English accent: Gold has never lost value!)

Cramer is for it because they pay his BiLLS!

Do not Panic!