You Anoy Me

IM conversation with the 11-year old:

Dood: (7:26:25 PM): hi
Smashed: (7:26:38 PM): Hola!
Dood: (7:26:44 PM): ok bi
Smashed: (7:26:51 PM): Ok Buy.
Dood: (7:26:56 PM): you anoy me
Smashed: (7:27:12 PM): I do? Because I am not immediately available at all times?
Dood: (7:27:37 PM): no you just talk to much
Smashed: (7:28:00 PM): I know, I'm constantly being reproached for my volubility.
Smashed: (7:28:05 PM): It is a character flaw.
Smashed: (7:28:10 PM): Mea culpa.
Smashed: (7:28:14 PM): mea maxima culpa.
Dood: (7:28:35 PM): ok bi
Smashed: (7:28:41 PM): Where are you?
Dood: (7:28:58 PM): viki bi
Smashed: (7:29:03 PM): OTay
Dood: (7:29:14 PM): bi
Smashed: (7:29:19 PM): Bi.