The Asian Pear of my Pancreas?

Neddie goes all goopy as he prepares for the Holidays in St. Ives. How's this for some metaphors:

(Actually, there's only one wife, and she's the apple of my eye, the Asian pear of my pancreas, the grapefruit of my left knee, the mangosteen of my uvula, the kiwi of my peritonium, the carambola of my latissimus dorsi, the chewy caramel center of the Godiva bon-bon that is my life.)