Danger! (616)

Recent scholarship has found that the real number of the beast is 616, not 666...

This presents at least two problems:

1) 6/16 comes every year - increasing teh danger by roughly an order of magnitude.
2) It lacks poetry. If the end of the world is nigh, it should at least rhyme.

I'm sticking with 666. Let the kiddies inherit a diminished world.